Shopping , one legged men, and three legged cats.

13 Aug

As I went shopping today with my daughter ( fun but hectic ) in a very busy mall ( good sign ) , I noticed one thing. All of the ladies in the stores looked like they were enjoying themselves , and that is a good thing. All of the men with the shopping ladies had this look on their face like they were tired . They looked like a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest ( about to pass out ). I was one of those men. By the time we left I felt like I had been in a 4 hour contest.

When ladies shop, they go to the store not knowing what they are going to buy. This is one time I wish ladies had the mind of a man. When men go shopping we know what we are getting and what our spending limit is for that object.

I also saw a lot of confused and nervous looks on men . They looked like a three-legged cat in a kitty litter box. If these stores that cater to ladies want men to look like we are relaxed and not nervous looking, have a room with ESPN on T.V. so we can enjoy the moment when the ladies shop for 8 hours .  With ESPN on in the stores there will be no more three-legged cats, or one-legged men in the stores.

QUOTE OF THE DAY ; When you have exhausted all possibilities , remember this-you haven’t. ( Edge Keynote ).

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2 Responses to “Shopping , one legged men, and three legged cats.”

  1. j johnson August 13, 2011 at 11:23 pm #

    that is exactly correct. men act like they are being punished when i see them with their wives or family. the only time i see the men engaged is when i see them telling their wives what grocery product to buy or what pair of curtains etc. then the women look like they are punished. just face it shopping is not really a family affair.

    • Chad Johnson August 13, 2011 at 11:40 pm #

      Thanks for reading my blog J Johnson. Shopping is a family affair if the men are buying the lawn mower or show blower. When they shop for clothes it’s all about the ladies. 😉

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